Sarcasm Font

There needs to be a sarcasm font. Seriously. Without a special sarcasm font, how will I know when to laugh at Mike Huckabee? How will the non-scientific-speaking public learn that “Yeah, the eye, that’s great proof of ID?” is not a vote in their favour?

Fortunately, I have a solution. From this day forth, I declare GEORGIA sarcasm font.

Note: If you’re reading this and don’t understand why the above situations are sarcastic, I pity you. Really. And see, you know I’m not being sarcastic, because I’m not using sarcasm font. Now go. Be gone from my page, you ill-educated American Pie loving philistine.